Brazenfaced, shameless England bashing

For an Irish fella, I’ve been rather too nice about [tag]England[/tag]‘s diabolical [tag]sport[/tag]ing run lately so this will help tilt things back the right direction:

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO CELEBRATE?

1. English jockey to ride winner of Grand National – 9/4
2. [tag]English winner[/tag] of Snooker World Championship – 3/1
3. England to win [tag]Six Nations[/tag] – 9/2
4. English club to win Champions League – 9/2
5. English player to win Golf ‘Major’ – 10/1
6. English jockey to ride winner of (Epsom) Derby – 10/1
7. England to win Cricket World Cup – 14/1
8. English driver to win F1 World Title – 20/1
9. English boxer to win World Heavyweight Title (WBA, WBC, WBO, IBF) – 33/1
10. England to win Ashes Series 2009 – 50/1
11. England to win [tag]Rugby Union World Cup[/tag] – 66/1
12. England to win football World Cup 2010 – 66/1
13. [tag]English athlete[/tag] to win Olympic Gold Medal at 2008 Games – 100/1
14. [tag]English player[/tag] (male/female) to win Wimbledon Singles Title – 100/1
15. None of these to have happened by end of World Cup 2010 – 250/1

“Admit it – We’re Useless”

Sunday Times headline.

Thanks to Planet Rugby.